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DISCLAIMER: If you're "emo" or have emo friends, or disagree with what i place up here take no offense. it's all in good fun.

The Pantheon
Ozzy Osbourne - First god of metal
Rob Halford - He is, THE METAL GOD!!! He resurected metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself
Eddie the Head - Minion of Bruce Dickinson
Vic Rattlehead - the god of war
Danzig - God of Hardcore, a distant cousin to metal. He is known as the bridge between metal and punk, for he is well known in both
Manowar - the gods of Black wind, Fire, and steel.
Charolette the Harlot - Goddess of love and beuaty...and prostitution.
Dio - Known as the Holy Diver. The messenger of the metal gods as well as the prince of the metal gods.
Melissa - goddess of witch craft. lover of King Diamond.
King Diamond - King of storytelling and the dark arts
Iommi - Created the metal gods.
Varg Vikernes - God of darkness and evil. Slaid Euronymous to claim his throne
Euronymous - God of deception and trickery. Slain by Varg in a battle to gain throne to God of Darkness
Tim Ripper Owen - The one who was trusted with Ozzfest in Halfords absence.
KISS - the four prophets, The Demon, The Star, The Cat, and the Extra Terrestrial. They betrayed metal but redeemed themselves later.
Dr. Feelgood - the god of ecstasy. Born from the Hair
The Motley Crue - Band of rebels born from the Hair
Chuck Schuldiner - God of death
Devin Townsend (aka the Strapping Young Lad) - God of insanity
Dee Snider - The wise god of rebellion.
The Big Four - The four cults of thrash that battled the Hair and returned it to the Sunset Strip. They are Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, and are led by the great Metallica.
Metallica - The leading cult of the Big Four.
Megadeth - The most aggressive and violent cult of the Big Four. Spawned from Metallica for revenge.
Slayer - The most evil cult of the Big Four.
Anthrax - The least aggressive cult of the Big Four, however, they were still very powerful. They are also the gods of insanity.
Dimebag - God of alcohol and parties. Died and was reincarnated for metal. Founder of the cult of Pantera
Anselmo - one of the head priests in the cult of Pantera.
Dave - One of the original priests of the cult of Metallica. He was expelled from the cult and created the cult of Megadeth.
Lars - One of the two head priests of the cult of Metallica.
James - The other head priest of the cult of Metallica.
Dethklok - Blacker then the blackest black times infinity..
Cliff - The fallen head priest of the cult of Metallica. He was killed and with his death began the fall of the cult.

Enemies of Metal
The Courts of Evil - The souless beings led by Tipper Gore.
Tipper Gore - The evil one who tried to overthow heavy metal.
Emo - A breed of depressing teenagers who thrive on depressing music
Scene - Mutant offspring of emo who thrive on poppy annoying music

Places of Signifigance
22 Acacia Avenue - The Palace of Charolette the Harlot.
Stage - The land of the Metal Gods. (There are different levels of hell)
- Hell - Land of the dead.
- Crystal Mountain - a mountain in hell where the god of death lives
- The Mosh - land where chaos and destruction is constant. Land where Vic Rattlehead lives along with the birthplace of the cults of thrash.
- The Sunset Strip - The land of Ecstasy. Home of Doctor Feelgood and birthplace of the Hair.
Birmingham - the void that was before time.

Mythological Beasts
The Electric Eye - The eye in the sky that observes the world below and reports to Halford.
The Hellion - The metallic bird that Halford rides to get where he wishes.
The Painkiller - The mighty beast that takes orders from the metal god.
The Ripper - Rob Halford's personal assassin
The Sentinal - One of the guards the entrance to Stage
The Metallion - Another one of the guards of Stage
The Jugulator - The great beast that was created in the metal god's absence.
The Master of Puppets - The creature born from Metallica.
The Prowler - Bruce Dickinson's personal assassin.
The Iron Man - Ozzy Osbourne's guard
The Beast - The mortal enemy of Eddie the head. It's number is 666. It constantly fights Eddie
The Hair - The wave of heavy metal that took over in the 80s.
Inspired by :iconinnervision13:. This is the mythology of the METAL GODS!:headbang: If you have any ideas to add please let me know.

I Revised it again in a new file. Link below.

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rainbowdoodles16 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011  Student General Artist
Best. Mythology. Ever.
Haha, this is the best, I tell you.
Chip8088 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
darkskullfromhell Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
what about yngwie maltstreen-the god of shred?
M3tAlMan99 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2010
This is just a suggestion but i think a pretty cool place to have on it would be hammersmith like how a lot of big metal bands played there like motorhead

just a suggestion though sooooo.... yea
M3tAlMan99 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
most badass thing ive read all summer
erin-margaret Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010   Photographer
i love this so much.:heart:
I couldn't stop smiling when i was reading it.

btw, i love the dee snider quote in your sig.
superhero-gerbil Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010

Oh Ozzy, this is brilliant!
Heretiking Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009  Student Artist
You should anad the symbols and sigils of the Gods! Lol, oh yes... OH! And the prayers to the Gods of Metal!
AlexTheWanderer Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
Horns up to that! \m/
ElectricCircuslover Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
Damn this good. Always nice to see another metal-head trying to bask in the glory the Metal Gods, they'd be proud. :headbang:
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