The Mythology of Metal

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The Pantheon
Ozzy Osbourne - First god of metal
Rob Halford - He is, THE METAL GOD!!! He resurected metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself
Eddie the Head - Minion of Bruce Dickinson
Vic Rattlehead - the god of war
Danzig - God of Hardcore, a distant cousin to metal. He is known as the bridge between metal and punk, for he is well known in both
Manowar - the gods of Black wind, Fire, and steel.
Charolette the Harlot - Goddess of love and beuaty...and prostitution.
Dio - Known as the Holy Diver. The messenger of the metal gods as well as the prince of the metal gods.
Melissa - goddess of witch craft. lover of King Diamond.
King Diamond - King of storytelling and the dark arts
Iommi - Created the metal gods.
Varg Vikernes - God of darkness and evil. Slaid Euronymous to claim his throne
Euronymous - God of deception and trickery. Slain by Varg in a battle to gain throne to God of Darkness
Tim Ripper Owen - The one who was trusted with Ozzfest in Halfords absence.
KISS - the four prophets, The Demon, The Star, The Cat, and the Extra Terrestrial. They betrayed metal but redeemed themselves later.
Dr. Feelgood - the god of ecstasy. Born from the Hair
The Motley Crue - Band of rebels born from the Hair
Chuck Schuldiner - God of death
Devin Townsend (aka the Strapping Young Lad) - God of insanity
Dee Snider - The wise god of rebellion.
The Big Four - The four cults of thrash that battled the Hair and returned it to the Sunset Strip. They are Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, and are led by the great Metallica.
Metallica - The leading cult of the Big Four.
Megadeth - The most aggressive and violent cult of the Big Four. Spawned from Metallica for revenge.
Slayer - The most evil cult of the Big Four.
Anthrax - The least aggressive cult of the Big Four, however, they were still very powerful. They are also the gods of insanity.
Dimebag - God of alcohol and parties. Died and was reincarnated for metal. Founder of the cult of Pantera
Anselmo - one of the head priests in the cult of Pantera.
Dave - One of the original priests of the cult of Metallica. He was expelled from the cult and created the cult of Megadeth.
Lars - One of the two head priests of the cult of Metallica.
James - The other head priest of the cult of Metallica.
Dethklok - Blacker then the blackest black times infinity..
Cliff - The fallen head priest of the cult of Metallica. He was killed and with his death began the fall of the cult.

Enemies of Metal
The Courts of Evil - The souless beings led by Tipper Gore.
Tipper Gore - The evil one who tried to overthow heavy metal.
Emo - A breed of depressing teenagers who thrive on depressing music
Scene - Mutant offspring of emo who thrive on poppy annoying music

Places of Signifigance
22 Acacia Avenue - The Palace of Charolette the Harlot.
Stage - The land of the Metal Gods. (There are different levels of hell)
- Hell - Land of the dead.
- Crystal Mountain - a mountain in hell where the god of death lives
- The Mosh - land where chaos and destruction is constant. Land where Vic Rattlehead lives along with the birthplace of the cults of thrash.
- The Sunset Strip - The land of Ecstasy. Home of Doctor Feelgood and birthplace of the Hair.
Birmingham - the void that was before time.

Mythological Beasts
The Electric Eye - The eye in the sky that observes the world below and reports to Halford.
The Hellion - The metallic bird that Halford rides to get where he wishes.
The Painkiller - The mighty beast that takes orders from the metal god.
The Ripper - Rob Halford's personal assassin
The Sentinal - One of the guards the entrance to Stage
The Metallion - Another one of the guards of Stage
The Jugulator - The great beast that was created in the metal god's absence.
The Master of Puppets - The creature born from Metallica.
The Prowler - Bruce Dickinson's personal assassin.
The Iron Man - Ozzy Osbourne's guard
The Beast - The mortal enemy of Eddie the head. It's number is 666. It constantly fights Eddie
The Hair - The wave of heavy metal that took over in the 80s.